AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs


    Alright, so the following are all pre-chapter excerpts (epigraphs) created by a GPT-3 AI who was fed the entirety of Stray Cat Strut. Ive curated the selection a bit, since a lot of them were... nonsensical. Those which were nonsensical and funny remain. The rest, not so much.


    Ive provided some commentary in italics below the AI-generated sections. Anything not in italics on this page was written by GPT-3.


    Huge thank-you to Hazerdous1222, who... basically did all the work. I not only lack the time to figure this out, I also lack the brains. Hazardous is something of an AI genius.


    Also, to any of you who still think that writers wont be replaced by AI in the coming years... well, uh, bad news!


    "Hacking for Dummies is a program where some of the better-liked celebrities and great people in the world today help to teach beginner hackers so that they can spend their time ruining the lives of people across the globe."


    This one broke the formatting a little, it was one of the first time we tried to run the engine. Still, I thought it was pretty funny!


    "The last time the time standard was updated, the world was still flat and full of dragons."


    --The Historian, after replacing a New Time standard with a Utter Bullshit Standard'' during his tenure as head of the Bureau Of Standards in 1600 AD


    This one is my favourite of the entire lot. Yes, its nonsensical, but its just absurd enough to be hilarious. I too, wished that we used UBS time in our day-to-day.


    "Foundation Class is for those that have shown themselves worthy to improve the world in ways not just through weaponry, but through technology and science.


    Would-be Recruits of this Class must meet certain Tier requirements as laid out below."


    --from listing by Agent Ash Jameson, Isodropensia Division N 572, 2052


    I can kind of see where the AI pulled this one. Still, some parts are bizarre. Isodropensia... just isnt a thing. At all. It just flat-out made a word up.Findd new stories at novelhall.com


    We need a lot of firepower.


    It''s time for an Air Strike!


    Extremely sorry about the puns, but this is too good to pass up!"


    --Anonymous International Collateral Damage Prevention Kit commercial, 2037-2038


    If you cut off the third line, it might actually make for a great epigraph.


    It''s been three years now since the first moment when a woman could access her sexual health, and still no one knows exactly what that experience is.


    --Myriam on Security Experts, 2020


    Another decent epigraph. I can see this one existing in-story. It doesnt speak much of the human condition, but some of the epigraphs I wrote are similarly plain.


    "Put bluntly, the public''s trust in governments and other entities is at an all-time low. It''s not just politicians who are losing their image with the public, it''s anyone who has a government job in any aspect."


    --The Vanishing Economist


    Really digging the name The Vanishing Economist. Also, a decent epigraph.


    "The easiest way to keep the peace, is to just raze everything


    Everything a few kilometers on every side of them. Everyone ends up as anonymous bodies in a mass grave, no one wins. The cities stop making money so they can''t afford to donate to the subhuman cause."


    --Senator Alfred Von Grating, 2031


    What a heartwarming statement! I can imagine a real senator saying something vaguely similar, so its a pretty spot-on SCS epigraph candidate.


    "PLAYING AND CHEATING WITH PLAYERS


    Manipulating the game to defeat other players and manipulate the outcome of the game is considered a legal tactic. Allowed in-game cheating and manipulation are entirely within the realm of how it should be, so long as exploitation exists within reason."


    -- excerpt from A Gamer''s Guide: Playing StarCraft by Twinge Publishing Ltd., 2028


    An interesting one. I recognize Twinge and the fake Twitch I created. I dont recall ever mentioning Starcraft in SCS, but the AI has access to plenty of public records that likely tie the game to... well, games.


    "The nature of Flashes in the Dark remains one of the most controversial points of discussion for fans and critics alike. Some claim that it''s only a metaphor, that there is nothing beyond symbolism, subtext and allusion. Others maintain with conviction that their artistic vision extends to their own philosophical beliefs and religious understandings. Still others refuse to lend any credence or gravitas to the issue."


    --A Companion''s Guide To Music & Pop Culture In 2046, 2047 Edition! (2047) chapter 5: The Sound Of Crime!


    Somehow, a little ominous. Also, the Sound of Crime is a really cool name and Im stealing it.


    And thats all for now. If you want to play around with the system, join my discord! The bots in one of its own channels.


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    This is going to be part one of two. Im working on some mini-interludes written with AI assistance. Well see how that turns out!