Chapter 73: How Could There Be Such a Thing as a Love Guide!
[Train Samurai]: Fallen Angel Samurai-san, I''m a pathetic man who has never had a girlfriend in sixteen years. I don''t know how to deal with women. Can you teach me? What should I do? I''d appreciate your feminine opinion.
On the other end of the screen, a pair of hands that looked like they were utterly useless was typing fast on a laptop.
[Fallen Angel Samurai]: What a cute boy. Okay, let me teach you hand in hand.
After clicking send, the owner of this pair of lame hands finally couldn''t help but laugh out loud, "Hahaha, is this guy idiot? Does he really think I''m a girl? Hahaha..."
"Hey! Hurry up and settle the bills for me!" The customer in front of Madao scolded.
Just when Shinpachi had just finished reading the first message and had not had time to reply, Madao sent another message
[Fallen Angel Samurai]: Do you want to meet in reality next time?
"Uh, what''s the matter, I suddenly feel that this person makes people feel very uncomfortable..." Shinpachi could not help but feel a chill.
[Fruit Chinpo Samurai]: Where do you want to meet?
"Why is this Fruit Punch Samurai not letting me go?!" Shinpachi could not help but complain loudly, "Didn''t you say that only Samurai''s belief can be discussed here"
[Fallen Angel Samurai]: I''m obviously lying, you are a moron! Wallow in porn for the rest of your life!!
[Fruit Chinpo Samurai]: Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself... Just kill yourself
"What are these people doing?" The corners of Shinpachi''s eyes twitched, but when he looked carefully again. He suddenly found something different. "Ah, look carefully... It turned out that this was not [Fruit Punch Samurai], but [Fruit Chinpo Samurai]! "
(TL Note: "Punch" is "ponchi" in Japanese pronunciation. "Ponchi" spelled backward is "Chinpo" which means "pen*s.")
On the other side of the screen, the owner of [Fruit Chinpo Samurai]''s account was using his gorilla hand to frantically swipe the keyboard
[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Who are you?! You actually dare to use a name similar to mine. You rude fellow!
[Fruit Chinpo Samurai]: It''s confusing. Change your name right now!!
Looking at the two people who were starting to quarrel but could not see the end, Shinpachi could not help but complain again, "Enough! How can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?!"
Shinpachi finally felt a little tired. He lay down on his back and sighed softly, "Sure enough, in this era where you only care about yourself, how could anyone care about this little trouble of mine~"
Just as Shinpachi was lost in his thoughts, the computer''s message sounded again.
[Silver Samurai]: Train Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicking about?
Seeing this name, Shinpachi was shocked, "[Silver Samurai]... No way! "
[Silver Samurai]: Are you afraid of failing your date? Are you afraid of being dumped? Are you so worried about being hurt? You idiot!
"Oh right, what did you just say?" Tsukuyo asked.
"It''s nothing. I just want to go out~" Kawaki waved his hand and said casually, "I thought of saying hello to you when I saw your door was open."
"I see. But this time it''s best not to make any more amnesia episodes.
Seeing Tsukuyo''s slightly threatening expression, Kawaki swallowed his saliva. He quickly patted his chest and promised, "No, no! Absolutely not!"
"Hey, hey, is that kid going to fight a war?" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, who was wearing Terakado Tsuu''s personal guard uniform and holding a wooden sword not far away, and continued, "There is an unusual aura around him..."
"So that''s how it is. No wonder Shin-chan has been acting a little strange recently."
"According to the time mentioned in the letter, that girl is almost there too!" Kagura took out a letter that she had secretly stolen from Shinpachi.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Kawaki had just finished buying the game, but he found Gintoki, Kagura, and Otae on the side of the road.
"Ah, isn''t this Kawaki-san?" Otae turned around and greeted Kawaki with a smile.
"Pachi wants to abandon Gin-chan and climb up the ladder of adults by himself-aru," Kagura concluded very well.
"Huh?" Kawaki did not understand at all. However, when he looked into the distance and saw Shinpachi with cat ears, he instantly understood, "So that''s how it is~ Shinpachi-kun went on a date. But, what are the three of you doing here?"
"That''s it, let''s not be a third wheel here," Ginto said, turning around and preparing to leave, "Let this bastard treat us to some good food. I only need three glasses of strawberry parfait..."
"Then I want an Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavor-aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said.
"What kind of flavor is that!" Kawaki couldn''t help but ridicule.
"Then I can barely be satisfied with the codfish sandwich with cheese, mushroom, soda, and natto flavor-aru!" Kagura said again.
"What kind of strange flavor is this again! And the main point is not this!" Kawaki was really impressed by the young lady in front of him, "Don''t think about treats or anything recently. After the last Amnesia chapter, my activity funds have been deducted to a certain limit. Now, I just bought this [Counter-Stike Rules of Survival Crysis Half-Life Hunt Showdown Horizon Zero Dawn], so I''m out of money..."
"Your game name is similar to the strange flavor that Kagura mentioned!" Gintoki complained.
"That girl may one day bear the Shimura family''s heir. I want to see her with my eyes." Otae crossed her arms and said.
"You''re getting hasty. You''re acting like a sister-in-law." Gintoki waved his hand and said.
"What would you do if that girl''s name was Ken? It would be the birth of a great comedian." Otae retorted.
PS: Ken Shimura is a Japanese comedian.
PS of PS: Otae''s father''s name Shimura Ken is a spoof of this artist.
PS of PS of PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS. If you have the ability, then hit me~
"No woman is named Ken!" Gintoki retorted loudly.