Chapter 177: You Can’t Find Things Like Goblins!
"The mayonnaise fairy has spoken!"
"What''s going on? He seems to be looking in this direction from time to time with an unhappy look on his face..."
"Really! Did we do something that made him angry?"
"No, no! Absolutely no one stole his mayonnaise!"
"But he really looks super unpleasant. It looks like he wants to drive us out of the forest..."
The Hyakka members whispered about Toshiro, whose veins were popping out.
"What the hell are you talking about! It''s too rude! Don''t think I can let you go just because you are a woman! I''ll kill you!" Toshiro cursed loudly.
Hearing this, Kawaki sighed softly and came in front of Hyakka members. He said helplessly, "You... really didn''t steal the mayonnaise of the mayonnaise fairy? If you secretly took it, return it immediately. Otherwise, you will definitely be driven out of the forest." Th.e? most uptodate novels are published on n(0)velbj)n(.)co/m
"Who are you calling a mayonnaise fairy?" Toshiro shouted.
"There must be a limit to how bad your eyes are, right?" Gintoki walked in front of Kawaki and continued, "That is obviously nicotine fairy, right?"
"Eh?! Really?! Is there really that kind of fairy?"
"It''s incredible. I didn''t expect there to be a nicotine fairy!"
"The forest is really an incredible place!"
The Hyakka members stared at Toshiro and whispered.
"How is that possible!" Toshiro scolded again, "I will really chop you up!"
"That''s obviously a mayonnaise fairy!" Kawaki shouted.
"No! It''s clearly a nicotine fairy!" Gintoki retorted.
Seeing that the two of them were about to start fighting over some trivial matters, Shinpachi hurriedly walked out and separated the two of them.
"Gin-san, Kawaki-san, that''s Hijikata-san, not some mayonnaise fairy or nicotine fairy."
No, the so-called Hijikata Toshiro was originally a collection of mayonnaise fairy, nicotine fairy, and V-shaped bangs!" Sogo came over, stretched out a finger, and said seriously.
"That makes sense..." Kawaki nodded and continued, "Maybe it''s because life in the mountains is too boring and lonely, so he joined Shinsengumi."
"The possibility is very high..." Gintoki also nodded.
"All of you, go to hell!" Toshiro pulled out his sword and roared as he charged at the three of them.
However, right at this moment, Kondo''s voice came from behind them, "Calm down, Toshi."
"Tsk!" Toshiro scoffed in disdain before sheathing his sword.
Kondo, who was covered in honey, brought a group of Shinsengumi members over.
"That''s... a gorilla fairy!"
"Did the gorilla fairy just say something?"
"Really! The gorilla fairy said something!"
"Why is the gorilla fairy with a group of police officers?"
"He must have been arrested, right?"
"That''s not important! What''s important is what dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief is!" Toshiro said again.
"What do you mean by not important? Do you think I am a gorilla too? Do you think the director is a gorilla?! I am really angry! I will really run away from home!" Kondo shouted.
But just as Kondo finished speaking, Tsukuyo came over and took out two bananas, and handed them to Kondo.
Everyone: Jiiiiiiii(staring~~)
Tsukuyo, who was stared at by everyone, explained aloud, "Is this wrong? Didn''t they say that giving bananas to a gorilla will make them settle down?"
Just as everyone was about to say something, they saw Kondo squatting by the side, holding a banana and eating it...
Everyone: Even you admit it!
"Is that the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief you mentioned? It doesn''t look like it."
"But that gorilla chief is exactly the same as you described."
"Didn''t you say there''s another Captain S? Where is it?"
"Takuko? Why aren''t you talking? Why are you sweating so much? Did you catch a cold?"
The Hyakka members surrounded Yamazaki and whispered.
"Hey, Yamazaki, shouldn''t you explain it to me?" Toshiro lit a cigarette and took a puff. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "It''s best to say it all now. Otherwise... I won''t even leave your corpse intact."
"Eh?!" Yamazaki was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground and trembled.
Actually, this matter had to start from the last day when Yamazaki was doing an undercover job in Hyakka. That day, in order to fight for a chance to live, Yamazaki, who was exposed, scolded his deputy chief in front of Kawaki and the Hyakka members. Finally, seeing that Yamazaki was indeed pitiful, Kawaki finally let Yamazaki go...
"Aren''t you angry?" Toshiro looked at Sogo, "That kid said bad things about you."
"No," Sogo said indifferently, "Because what he said was the truth. The vice head of the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief is simply the real portrayal of Hijikata-san."
Kawaki nodded in agreement.
"Hey, do you want to die too?" Toshiro shouted at Sogo and Yamazaki, "Seppuku now! You two bastards!"
"It''s better if you do seppuku first, Hijikata," Sogo replied without hesitation.
"Do you want me to do it myself?" Toshiro cursed, and at the same time, he pulled out his sword again, "My hand is itchy!"
However, just as Toshiro pulled out his swords, the Hyakka members took out their kunai to protect Yamazaki, "I won''t allow you to hurt Takuko!"
"Huh? It has nothing to do with you guys, right?!" Toshiro shouted.
"How could that be! Takuko worked very hard when he was in Hyakka!"
"We all saw it!"
"It''s because of you, the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief, that he accepted that kind of perverted task! Takuko has always been a good child!"
"Right, right!"
...
Hearing the words of Hyakka members, Toshiro became even more annoyed. With a slight wave of his hand, the group of Shinsengumi members also stood beside Toshiro and pulled out their swords.
Seeing the two sides opposing each other, Yamazaki, who was the main culprit, finally could not help but stand up.
"No! Don''t do it because of me!" Yamazaki shouted with tears in his eyes.