Chapter 243: Girls Also Have Moments That They Don’t Want Boys to See!


    At Shimura''s house, Koudoukan.


    "Leave it to me," Otae smiled and looked at Kagura, who was opposite the table. Then she picked up a glass of Baagen-Dazs, "If you want to lose weight, I recommend this, the Baagen-Dazs diet!"


    Looking at Kagura, who was a little confused on the other side of the table, Otae explained, "Ordinary food therapy to lose weight requires fasting. It''s very hard, isn''t it? But if this is the case, there is no need to work hard. You can eat while you lose weight, as long as you eat ice cream. It can form a layer of film so that the food after eating will be inhibited from being absorbed, isn''t amazing?"


    "Ah, very powerful-aru..." Looking at Otae, who was three times bigger than her, Kagura reluctantly echoed.


    "Right~"


    ''Now I finally understand that there is no easy way to lose weight. Also, the person who comes up with this snub method will surely gain weight too.'' Kagura looked at Otae in front of him and thought in her heart.


    At this time, Kawaki, who was standing on the wall of Otae''s house, said with a happy face, "Great~ I thought Kagura-chan was flushed down the toilet~ I didn''t expect it to be here."


    As he said this, Kawaki looked at Shinpachi, who was sitting on the side, "Although it''s a bit presumptuous, what is the creature sitting opposite Kagura-chan? Is it a new breed of pig?"


    However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki was smashed down by the ashtray that Otae threw out.


    "That''s my sister," Shinpachi replied expressionlessly.


    "Please tell me earlier next time..." Kawaki said at the same time as he got up.


    "Ara, aren''t they Kawaki-san and Gin-san?" Otae covered her face and looked at the three people in her courtyard with surprised expressions.


    "Uh, hello." Kawaki whispered into Shinpachi''s ear, "Hey, what happened to your sister? Why did she suddenly become like this?"


    "Actually, I just found out..." Shinpachi said in a low voice, "Maybe she was getting fatter little by little, but I didn''t notice..."


    "So that''s how it is." Kawaki nodded.


    "Hmph, the person has been found; let''s go back," Gintoki said nonchalantly as he dug his nose.


    "That voice! It''s Gin-san!" Sacchan''s surprised voice suddenly came from the ceiling above Otae''s head, "Gin-san! It''s me!"


    But then, the ceiling above Otae suddenly split open, and Sacchan fell down, smashing directly onto the table.


    "Another troublesome guy..." Gintoki murmured, holding his forehead.


    "What is that? Is it a new breed of pigs?" Kawaki pointed at Sacchan, who was pressing the table down, "Speaking of which, your family raised pigs on the ceiling. It''s really incredible."


    "Maybe they were too hungry. Maybe they went up to the ceiling to find something to eat." Otae explained with a smile. Then, she suddenly thought of something, "Today, Kawaki-san and Gin-san came here with great difficulty. How about I treat you to roasted pigs?"


    "Who are you calling a sow?" Sacchan stood up and cursed, "Gin-san is the only one who can call me a sow! It''s Gin-san''s nickname for me!"


    "There is no such setting at all! You sow!" Gintoki rolled his eyes, "By the way, you''ve really become a sow now!"


    "Ah! Keep scolding me! I''m starting to get excited!" Sacchan blushed.


    "It seems that the afternoon tea has been settled," Otae said with a smile. Then he looked at Shinpachi and shouted, "Shin-chan, prepare the ingredients for roasted pig~."


    "Sister, that''s Miss Sacchan," Shinpachi replied expressionlessly, "Although she has grown a lot bigger, she is undoubtedly Miss Sacchan."


    "Oh, really?" Otae covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised.


    "What kind of attitude is that? It was obviously intentional!" Sacchan retorted, then crossed her arms and snorted lightly. She then laughed disdainfully, "Miss Otae, you are finished! Can such a body become someone Princess? Even if it is Gin-san, his arm will be broken in an instant! Don''t worry; from now on, leave Gin-san''s happiness to me!"


    "That makes sense..." Shinpachi added expressionlessly.


    "Aren''t the two of you worried?" Kawaki frowned and complained, "That kind of Diet Dojo or something, it sounds like that kind of underworld dojo that doesn''t even have a business license. Aren''t you worried about Kagura-chan being bullied?!"


    "How is that possible?" Gintoki waved his hand dismissively, "No matter what, Kagura is not the kind of person who will be wronged."


    "That''s right, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi also looked at Kawaki and comforted him, "Kagura-chan is not the kind of person who stays silent after being bullied. And didn''t my sister also go? I believe that my sister will take good care of her."


    "But..." Kawaki''s expression became serious, "What if it was the kind of black-hearted processing factory that gathered those women in the name of [Diet Dojo], then turned them into pork belly and served them to the dining table?!"


    "Hey! Don''t say such scary things!" Gintoki scolded, "Really, I just ate some pork belly yesterday. Now that you mention it, I feel a little nauseous..."


    "You too?!" Kawaki was shocked, "Actually, so am I! I don''t dare to eat braised pork these days! After seeing it, I feel like I can hear Kagura-chan''s screams."


    "What do you think your niece is..." Gintoki was a little speechless, but then he sighed and suggested, "Can''t you just sneak a look? If you are really worried."


    "But..." Kawaki''s expression became tangled.


    "But?" Shinpachi was puzzled.


    "So you can only be a virgin," Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, waved his hand, and said casually, "The so-called girls also have a moment that they don''t want to let the boys see, especially losing weight. This is all secretly done. The girls only want to hear the boys praise their figures."


    "What do you mean?" Shinpachi was still puzzled.


    "What a dull person," Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth, "I mean, girls prefer to hear things like "You''re in great shape" rather than "You work so hard in losing weight!"


    "Eh?! Is there such a thing?" Shinpachi was shocked.


    "Of course," Gintoki pouted, "So, it''s best if you don''t do anything. When Kagura and your sister come back, you just need to praise them. They will definitely be happy."


    ...


    Another two days later, Yorozuya.


    Looking at Kagura, who was thinner than before and with lifeless eyes and looked like her body had been hollowed out, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were silent.


    "To be honest, I really want to know what happened..." Shinpachi muttered.


    "Don''t ask! Shinpachi!" Gintoki said with his hands crossed, "Don''t ask anything! Just praise!"


    "A piece of potato chips... Strong laxative... slightly salty taste..." Kagura kept muttering and occasionally laughed...


    "Hey! Is this situation really okay?!" Shinpachi shouted, "No matter how you look at it, it doesn''t seem right!"


    "That''s enough!" Gintoki patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and shook his head.


    "In order to celebrate Kagura-chan''s success in losing weight, little uncle will treat you to a barbecue!" Kawaki suggested with a smile.


    "Really-aru?!" Kagura''s eyes instantly lit up.


    "Hey, she''s resurrected." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "She just heard barbecue and was resurrected! This speed of resurrection was too fast!"


    "It seems that our Kagura-chan really can''t be judged by common sense..." Gintoki curled his lips and said.


    "Yeah..."


    [Losing weight chapter, finished.]