Chapter 310: Letters From Readers Must Be Taken Seriously!
"Hey! Are you cooking every day in that kind of mood?! The difference is too big!" Kawaki shouted, "Is that true?! Is the food given to me not fresh?! Are they all ingredients that are about to be spoiled?!"
Hinowa smiled without saying a word.
Tsukuyo took a sip of tea and said coldly, "It''s enough for a good-for-nothing otaku to eat. It''s no different from garbage anyway."
"What did you say?!" Kawaki slapped the table and stood up.
"Stop arguing, stop arguing. It''s time for the next one." Seita hurriedly tried to persuade him. Then, he picked up an envelope from the table and opened it. He then read the letter, "This is XXX-san from planet XXX, [Speaking of Kenshin''s last time...]"
"Hey! Stop, you bastard!" Kawaki grabbed the letter in Seita''s hand and tore it to pieces. He couldn''t bear it anymore and shouted, "Why! How many times do they have to send the wrong letter? Please send this letter directly to Kiheitai, you bastard!"
(PS: Kiheitai''s Kawakami Bansai''s name is based on the real life Hitokiri or Manslayer, Kawakami Gensai, which the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin Himura, was also based on.)
"Well, don''t be angry. Brother Kawaki, maybe their hand just trembled and sent it by mistake." Seita smiled awkwardly and comforted.
"Really, every one of them is like this. It''s really annoying." Only then did Kawaki sit down again. He crossed his arms and muttered a few words with an unhappy face.
Seita opened another letter. After glancing at it, he shouted at Kawaki with a pleasantly surprised expression, "Kawaki-san, this letter is normal! Look!"
"Really?" Kawaki took the letter with a face full of disbelief. "It''s from XXX-chan from XXX. [Hello everyone in the Maybe a Fake Gintama. In fact, there has always been a question bothering me. It''s just that I always feel that Kouka and Tsukuyo''s characters are somewhat similar. Both of them wear cheongsams, and when they appear on stage, they both hold kiseru. Could you please explain this?]"
After reading the contents of the letter, Kawaki raised his head and looked at the camera with a smile on his face, "XXX-chan, we already know your doubts. Let Tsukki who is working part-time at the Gintama next door answer this question. "
As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo beside him and said with a smile, "Tsukki, please give me a brief explanation."
Tsukuyo held the teacup in her hand. She paused for a few seconds before putting the teacup back on the table. She coughed twice and straightened her body. She then looked at the camera and said, "This..."
"Alright, next letter." Kawaki interrupted decisively.
As soon as he finished speaking, two kunai pierced Kawaki''s forehead. After this attack, Kawaki directly fell to the ground.
"Brother Kawaki, don''t casually interrupt other people''s speech," Seita complained in a low voice.
"Who cares!" Kawaki sat up and roared, "How do you answer that kind of question?! I''m just helping her relieve her embarrassment! Please send this kind of letter directly to the original author!"
"There''s no more censored this time?!" Kawaki held his forehead and said helplessly, "What are these idiots thinking about every day? They just want to appear on the camera! Really! Spare me..."
Seita picked up another letter, "There is also this letter from Edo''s Miss Otae''s Love Hunter, [The production team, how is the discussion about the wedding proposal of Kondo Isao and Miss Otae? My [Beep] has always been restless and ready at any time.]"
"That''s a gorilla!"
"And this one." Seita picked up another one, "From Ms. XXX, the proprietress of Yorozuya in Kabukicho, Edo, [When will the wedding trip between Gin-san and I be finalized? The two of us are completely ready~ Gin-san''s [Beep] and [Beep], as well as my [Beep] and [Beep], stick together like glue every day..."
"Why did even a female pig come out in the end?!" Kawaki collapsed and shouted.
Seita, "This one, Tojo Ayumu, [Speaking of which, Young Master is still the most suitable for gothic lolita outfits. ]"... "
"Hey! That''s it?! This can''t be considered a letter, right?! What does he think this place is? Is it an ins?! A BBS to share his feelings?!" Kawaki complained crazily.
Seita, "There''s also this one. Miss Hell''s Fallen Angel from Edo, [Starting next month, this old lady''s role requirements are ten times more, otherwise... I will kill you! PS: There are freshly cooked eggs in the envelope, so you must eat them while they are still hot.]"
"This is a complete threat!!"
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"Hey, please spare me. What the hell are these idiots thinking about..." Kawaki rubbed his temples, "It''s too much to come out to grab the scene at this time. It''s clearly the letter from readers, but why did it become like this..."
"Because we don''t have many readers..." Seita replied weakly.
"You... you''re right... That''s why we need them to make up the numbers..." Kawaki smiled awkwardly. However, in the next moment, he suddenly stood up from his original spot and shouted, "What the hell!! Even if we don''t have them, they don''t need to make up the numbers! And the contents of these letters are completely worthless! What do they want to expose in front of the few readers?!"
After saying that, Kawaki turned around and left angrily. At the same time, he muttered unhappily, "Really, my good mood was completely ruined. Supervisor and director, I won''t shoot today! Whoever wants to come, come... Tsk, tsk!"
However, at this moment, Seita suddenly realized something. He stood up with a letter and shouted at Kawaki''s back, "Wait a minute! Brother Kawaki! There''s one last letter here! The most important one!"
Hearing this, Kawaki turned around and looked at the letter that Seita had raised up high.
Looking at the few thick black words on the letter, Kawaki''s pupils contracted slightly, and he could not help but stagger two steps. "That... that is!"
"... This chapter is over!!"