Chapter 318: Even if It Is an Unusable Thing, You Will Know How Precious It Is When You Lose It!


    Kawaki: Hey! I''ll kill you! What do you mean by an unusable thing? If you bring up such a misleading title again, I''ll really kill you!


    ... The movie began...


    Hearing this, Shinpachi''s forehead was covered in black lines. Then, he silently complained, "Miss Tsukuyo, there''s clearly something wrong with Kawaki-san today. He''s too scary. He''s even scarier than the last time Yagyu arc... That''s the gaze of a murderer, right? That''s the gaze of someone who wants to kill, right?"


    Tsukuyo was silent.


    "Gin-san alone is already troublesome enough. In the end, there''s another Kawaki-san. If we can''t stop the two of them, something big will really happen..." Shinpachi looked up at the two people who were clearly on the verge of going berserk on the opposite side of the table.


    "Actually..." At this time, Tsukuyo explained, "When I just found out, that idiot did not lose his mind as he did now. At that time, at least he still had his reason. But, since that incident..."


    After a pause, Tsukuyo still wanted to open her mouth and continue, but in the end, she chose to give up.


    "That incident? What happened? What is it? Is there anything more important than a man''s stick turning into a screwdriver? Really?!" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki in horror.


    Looking at the confused Shinpachi, Tsukuyo slowly explained, Actually, before contacting you, this idiot and I were at the ticket gate of the terminal(space station)..."


    Before Tsukuyo could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Kawaki, who was already on the verge of going berserk.


    "What does that mean?! What do you mean you can''t bring metal onto the spaceship?! Ah?! Even if it has been transformed into an unknown type of screwdriver, isn''t it still my [Beep]?! Is it discrimination? Is it discrimination? Discriminate against me for having a different [Beep]?! When the relevant regulations are issued in the future, it is stipulated that people with [Beep] are not allowed to board the spaceship! Ah?! It should be like this Right?! Right!!"


    "Although I have figured out why Kawaki-san became like this, I don''t know how to ridicule him." Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and replied expressionlessly. Then, he raised his head and forced a smile. He explained, "Also, Kawaki-san is probably a Robertson screwdriver."


    "What Robertson screwdriver?! Have you ever seen a dodecagonal screwdriver?! Where on earth can you use such a screwdriver? Tell me, tell me! "


    After saying that, Kawaki turned his face and spat out mouthfuls of water into the corridor.


    "There are actually six more edges than Gin-san..." Shinpachi was speechless. Then he quickly waved his hand and comforted, "Kawaki-san, in fact, we are not ignorant of the two aliens. Although we don''t know which planet this Amanto is from, and we don''t know where he is, the only thing we know now is that they love to play [Monkey Hunter]. Maybe we can catch them by following these clues. That is the only way to do it." Finnd new chapters at novelhall.com


    "What is that-aru? That [MONHAN]..." Kagura asked, "Is it Mongolian Hamster-aru?"


    "[MONKEY HUNTER] collectively referred to as [MONHUN](Monkey Hunter)." Shinpachi explained seriously, "The players become hunters and enjoy the game of hunting life in a stage inhabited by various monster monkeys. Those guys seem to be playing the PSP version, but the latest version has been ported to the Internet. We are really lucky."


    "The online version is in the network field. All the players in the Milky Way come into contact with each other and play together. No matter where those guys are in the universe, as long as we set up an inescapable net in the game, we will definitely be able to meet them."


    (PS: Spoof of Monster Hunter)


    "No, I think this idiot should be the first place." Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki, who was facing her, and said, "But the other two are about the same. Let''s tie it for the first place."


    "Oh, amazing." Kagura squinted her eyes and said perfunctorily, "Just like a team getting first place in a competition-aru"


    "Hey! Even the two of you are saying that?!" Shinpachi''s eyes were white, and his veins were popping out, "By the way, do you think I am destined to be a virgin forever? Who can decide what will happen in the future? And don''t underestimate virgins! A man who still practiced the way of virgins at the age of thirty can become the Hand of God, Taka Kato! Bastards! "


    "Why? With the Phillips screwdriver on your right index finger?!" Kawaki roared.


    "Hey!!!"


    ...


    Shinpachi was panting slightly as he sat in his seat. Just now, Shinpachi had fought three opponents by himself(Gintoki + Kawaki + Kagura), and he was not at a disadvantage.


    After picking up the cup and drinking a mouthful of water, Shinpachi gradually calmed down. He sighed and said, "Let''s stop arguing for now. The most urgent situation at present is to find out from the existing clues. This is our only clue."


    "Absolutely unforgivable!" Gintoki clenched his fists and said fiercely, "I''ll drag them out of cyberspace and tear their analog sticks apart! I swear, I swear I''ll get my stick back!"


    "No, all of them should be transformed into PSPs! After finding them, the balls should be transformed into display screens, and the sticks should be transformed into handles!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and echoed, "Don''t they like to play games? Let us play using the game console transform from their [Beep] for the rest of their lives! bastard!"


    "Alright, let''s go!" Kawaki and Gintoki stood up at the same time and shouted.


    "Yes!" The rest of them stood up at the same time.


    "Well, it''s too crowded, I''ll go to the computer over there. Let''s split up," Shinpachi suggested, "Everyone gathers at the entrance of the assembly hall after entering the game."


    ...


    Shinpachi sat in front of the computer. After a long wait, the opening animation of the Monkey Hunter game finally ended.


    [Welcome to the world of [MONKEY HUNTER]. This is the dream-like adventure space where all the Hunters of the Milky Way gather...]


    Ignoring the endless introduction, Shinpachi directly moved the mouse to hit the start of the adventure. Then, he used his real name to create a plain-looking glasses character with no sense of presence. Shinpachi''s screen began to load.


    After a few seconds of animation, the character created by Shinpachi has come out of the Novice Village...


    At the same time, the rest of the people had also entered the game. [Battle to regain the original body] had officially begun!